Dinosaur loose in city

Officials warn to take shelter and put away full plates of food

It was at 6am this morning in downtown Swords where it was first noticed that plates that had been left out the night before were mysteriously clean of their contents. At the same time, reports came of thunderous yawns bellowing out onto the streets. Shortly after, shaky camera footage courtesy of one P. Nut appeared to capture a rampaging beast (pictured above) wreaking havoc around the quaint idylls of Swords. The incidents are being treated as related at this time